S*** Town

We ain’t nothing but a nation of goddamn, chicken-shit, horse-shit, tattletale, pissy-ass, whiny, fat, flabby, out of shape Facebook looking damn twerp-fest, peaking out the windows and slipping around, listening in on the cell phones and spying in the peephole and peeping in the crack of the goddamned door, and listening in the fucking sheet rock.

You know, Mr. Putin, please, show some fucking mercy. I mean, come on, drop a fucking bomb, won’t you?

I gotta have me some tea.

With Andrea Bocelli  singing in the background, this was easily the best 30 seconds of pod I have heard.

Survey Options

There are way too many surveys out there giving out weirdly worded options. Here is a quick guide to standard options for a Likert Scale

  • Acceptability
    • Not at all acceptable
    • Slightly acceptable
    • Moderately acceptable
    • Very acceptable
    • Completely acceptable
  • Agreement
    • Completely disagree
    • Disagree
    • Somewhat disagree
    • Neither agree nor disagree
    • Somewhat agree
    • Agree
    • Completely agree
  • Appropriateness
    • Absolutely inappropriate
    • Inappropriate
    • Slightly inappropriate
    • Neutral
    • Slightly appropriate
    • Appropriate
    • Absolutely appropriate
  • Awareness
    • Not at all aware
    • Slightly aware
    • Moderately aware
    • Very aware
    • Extremely aware
  • Beliefs
    • Not at all true of what I believe
    • Slightly true of what I believe
    • Moderately true of what I believe
    • Very true of what I believe
    • Completely true of what I believe
  • Concern
    • Not at all concerned
    • Slightly concerned
    • Moderately concerned
    • Very concerned
    • Extremely concerned
  • Familiarity
    • Not at all familiar
    • Slightly familiar
    • Moderately familiar
    • Very familiar
    • Extremely familiar
  • Frequency
    • Never
    • Rarely
    • Sometimes
    • Often
    • Always
  • Importance
    • Not at all important
    • Slightly important
    • Moderately important
    • Very important
    • Extremely important
  • Influence
    • Not at all influential
    • Slightly influential
    • Moderately influential
    • Very influential
    • Extremely influential
  • Likelihood
    • Not at all likely
    • Slightly likely
    • Moderately likely
    • Very likely
    • Completely likely
  • Priority
    • Not a priority
    • Low priority
    • Medium priority
    • High priority
    • Essential
  • Probability
    • Not at all probable
    • Slightly probable
    • Moderately probable
    • Very probable
    • Completely probable
  • Quality
    • Very poor
    • Poor
    • Fair
    • Good
    • Excellent
  • Reflect Me
    • Not at all true of me
    • Slightly true of me
    • Moderately true of me
    • Very true of me
    • Completely true of me
  • Satisfaction
    • Completely dissatisfied
    • Mostly dissatisfied
    • Somewhat dissatisfied
    • Neither satisfied or dissatisfied
    • Somewhat satisfied
    • Mostly satisfied
    • Completely satisfied